Souteast division preview
The hilight of the season so far, no question, is when Wiz played Knicks, and NewYork television analist WALT "CLYDE" FRAZIER called Micahel Ruffin.
I love clyde frazier, hes like what Phil Chenier would be like today were he still alive. He has that cute shy happy voice, that giggly puzzled voice you get when the strong brain medicines begin to take hold.
So its to early in the season to make much incites, to "separate the bacon from the ballgown" as they say. So I made a look around the southeast division to see what we face ahead this yewar, and made this :
These guys just keep coming back! Its like March of the Penguins and its question: "is this intellgent design?"
The Hawks once again lack skill players and veterans, but no other team has bigger heart, even when you subtract the biggest heart of all, that of Jason Collier. Oh jeez. Is there a "regret" button on my WebTV remote???
WHile the Hawks may have big hearts, they also have small ashy hands, and in the case of coach Mike Woodson, a small ashy brain.
Their best player is probanbly Joe Johnson. But I say to Joe Johnson:
"JoJo Dancer: your front court is calling!"
The 05/06 Hawks is a definitely youth movement:
Donta Smith, Josh Smith, Salim Stoudamire, Marvin Williams, Josh CH and former president of mexico, Esteban Batista.
All these young players means athletic play but also liberal cologne use and untimely erections at press conferences. Also these young players face the crushing anonymity that faces Hawks rookies and also modern man. On the plus side, at that age, if two guys are caught touching people will forgive it as just 'expermienting' and not being "gay"
I really like this guy Zaza Pechulia. His Latvian burlesque dance he does is hilarious and will make him popular with teammates.
Tony Delk is great too. Its a gamey meat to be sure, but delcious if you braise it in juices before cooking, and garnish with red potatoes and maybe an endive.
As for Royal Ivey, Wizznbutzz intern August Strindberg tells me that was one of the Victorian eras most fercious Venerial Diseases (ever wonder what happened to chimeny sweeps??) but that its pretty rare these days.
I see Tyronne Lue getting 50 points in a game at somepoint, but until this team gets an inside game and cleans the vomit out of the team bus, its gonna be another trip to the lotterry I fear.
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