If you got a name for Larry Deuce, let us now
Plus I also hear that Boogie is got a new tattoo, one of a LOBSTER ROLL, cuz it represents an "overpriced sidedish"
SO OK thats enough, enjoy yourself COLD CASE. Well forgive you when youre 40 and wizards sign you to 10 day contract which is wizznutzz only Hall of fame requirement.
Fanz loved Jaggers most of all, and his "shoot first, wash hands immediately after".
But we are happy for him, cuzz Portland is a perfect match for JDix, cause they need his basketball talkent and becuase he needs their hygeine:
PORTLAND: AMERICAS CLEANEST CITY!!!!
But then Steve Blake signed with Portland and Portland Clean Rating now in Jeopardy!!!
Juan places self in self-imposed QUARANTINE, places antipseptic urinal discs over eyes and ears, and demands trade.
Steve Blake was purchased from Jahidi White in the offseason by Zach Randolph, who took ownership of Blakes SHower Rights for 7 cartons of Doral Light Kings, a length of copper tubing, and an economy size package of Kraft American cheese Singles.
Randolph says the whole team is looking forward to filling a void left when Steve Kerr retired.
Blake has recently criticised White in the media:
"I was dissapointed at first definitely. I mean I feel like I put it all out there everyday for the guys. When my contract came up Jahidi kept assuring me he would do whatever, but I guess that was just talk right? Its not like he doesnt have the smokes either. I mean did his desires change overnight or something? But Im psyched to be in Portland now, they obviously wanted me badly. 7 cartons shows that. 7 cartons shows you respect. 7 cartons is STEVE BLAKE money."
(Jahidi White does stiull have 5 years remaining on his SEAT LICENSE however)
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